You Go Glen Coco!

Realizing that I am not the only Mean Girls fan, I have decided to dedicate this blog post to some of my favorite quotes from the movie.

Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it. Ok, promise? Ok, now everybody take some rubbers.

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?

Gretchen: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Janis: We gotta crack Gretchen. Once we crack Gretchen, we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history.
Damien: Say crack again.
Janis: Crack.

Damien: She's fabulous, but she's evil.

Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

Janis: What is that smell?
Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute.
Cady: Thanks.

Cady: I have a theory that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.

Janis: This is Damien. He's almost too gay to function.

Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may look like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.

Damien: SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!

Cady: And that's the day Regina George died.